About a week ago, a friend of mine asked if I'd like to go see The Flight of the Conchords with him at the Northrop Auditorium down at the U of M. His girlfriend was working that night, so he had an extra ticket. I'd seen their show a couple of times at his house and thought they were funny, so I figured I'd go.
Now, on to why people are so stupid. Once we got to where we were supposed to park, there was somewhat of a line forming, and we were about the 4th car back from making it into the garage. We were right behind a Dark Blue Honda Insight minivan. I had made the sly remark of "Watch, I bet they let that van in and tell us it's full." So we're moving forward and almost in the garage, when, lo-and-behold, the rent-a-cop telling people where to go, informs us that the Blue Van was "fittin' to be the last car in." We had a laugh because of the irony(and accent), and then moved on to the next parking garage, which was just down the street(and cheaper).
From the garage, we walked to The Northrop and got in line to get into the theather, we had to walk up a couple sets of stairs because we were in the balcony. W finally get to our seats and sit down and chat awhile before the show starts. All of a sudden there's an announcement on the loudspeaker, accompanied by an odd sounding alarm, that says something on the order of, "Ladies and Gentleman, there is an unknown emergency in the building. We are searching for the problem. In the meantime, we ask that you politely evacuate the building." We both assumed that it may just be a part of the show, and stayed in our seats. Most of the crowd seemed to have the same idea as us, so we just sat there and waited. Until I saw a guy with a walkie-talkie telling everyone that they should evacuate, just a a precautionary measure.
Well, we figured we had our seats reserved, so what's the worst that could happen? We might miss a little of the show if they somehow start it before we all get back in. Finally, after we had been waiting outside for a little while, the alarm stopped, and everyone filed back in. (Once again, I joked about the alarm going off as everyone gets inside, and it happened.) But as we were going throught the doors, someone noticed a sign on one of them. It read as such:
NOTICE
The Northrop Auditorium will be conducting
Fire Alarm checks from:
3pm to 11pm
With bells sounding after:
10pm
Please be advised that this is only a test
At this point, I'm ready to strangle whomever sets up the schedules at the U, or at least at the Northrop. Being an engineer, I know that you have to have your schedules straight, otherwise stuff gets double booked. I can't understand who would make such a stupid mistake. I don't know whether to blame the person who booked the show, or the person who scheduled the fire alarm test. Anyways, they both dropped the ball, so they should both be called Madam by everone who sees them (inside joke from the show).
Anyways, the show was awesome, Jemaine and Bret were at their best, performance and wit wise. And their opening act was very good as well, Eugene

Mirman, I think I'll have to look into him a little more, I like his style of humor. Btw, the alarm set up for some good jokes along the way, with the show being labeled as "brought to you by the Minneapolis Fire Department". And Jemaine and the "New Zealand Symphony Orchestra", aka Nigel, having their own versions of the Fire Alarm, with Bret proclaiming, "Take that, alarm!"
I would highly recommend seeing The Flight of the Conchords if you ever have the chance, and I know I'll be going back if they come back next year. (Hopefully for a little bit cheaper though, almost $50 a ticket this time around)